April 20, 2010 - Minneapolis
On January 11th, a balloon salesperson by the name of Reginald B. James was standing around selling his wares when slowly, but surely his cart was starting to hover over the earth. After a few minutes the cart was a couple feet off of the ground and this drawed a crowd to see the best balloon salesman ever.
"It was a complete accident!" says Reggie, the salesman. "Bussiness has never been better due to my hovering cart" he added.
After a few months there were daily crowds of 300 balloon hungry patrons waiting to see James's next trick. "I'm a little disappointed that i cant provide any more neat tricks for my customers" said Reginald.
To this point, his business Helium Head Balloons, has risen 27 points in the stock market and his floating shop seems to continue its rise in popularity. "It's the greatest thing i've ever seen, i compare it to the Pyramids at Giza or the Taj Mahal, It's just that breathtaking" said bystander Jenny Apricot.
Another patron, jenny's sister, Janice apricot also was amazed at this balloon phenomenon. "So my sister compared this to old temples and pyramids, i'd say this is up there with being the first to land on the moon, or inventing the lightbulb. Reginald is a complete genius!"
Genius she says, Reginald is a little more humble than that in his praise. "I was seriously just standing around when it lifted, and every since then my business has been lifted." He says, "Would you complain?"
Reporting done by: Brandon James Berthiaume, your everyday informer.
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